real life high school advice:
- dont slack
- be friends with everyone
- kiss ass like there is no tomorrow
Stay on the right fucking side of the hallway
DON’T WALK SLOW FOR FUCK’S SAKE
J: So what were we doing there?
S: Oh, just passing the time. And proving a point.
J: What point?
PLANT A TREE FOR GROOT
THIS MAN I JUST
If you don’t think Vin Diesel is a gift, I don’t know if we can be friends.
HE CHALLENGED VLADAMIR PUTIN.
Protect Vin Diesel at all costs.
97% sure that the doctor and clara are essentially teenage girls when they see a hot guy in public
where does marvel find all these uncomfortably similar-looking actors named chris?
PROOF OF A CHRIS VAULT:
We didn’t put Bones into the movie enough so we put him twice in the poster.
Did you know that this scene was entirely unscripted? Johnny Depp just kinda went with this and no one stopped him, so the reactions’ on the other actors’ faces are their actual reactions to Depp’s shenanigans.
makes the scene 100000 times better omfg
you can even see orlando glancing at the people behind the camera as if asking what is going on
thus why we all love Johnny Depp.
everybody loves Johnny Depp
Kierra Knightly’s face though.
"What is Depp on now? Is this real life?"
I didn’t understand that reference at first so I looked it up and apparently there were fifty-seven academics who theorized that Shakespeare was gay/bisexual.
Also, sonnet 57 is supposed to be about a guy that Shakespeare was in love with.
The Doctor remarks at one point in this episode that a skull looks like that of a Sycorax. Shakespeare claims he’s using that word, as he likes it. There is a Shakespeare character called Sycorax. #researchpayskids
I always love it when this shows up on my dash.
you guys look like a shitty boy band that hasn’t practiced in 15 years
FEATURING the REALLY OLD GUY WITH RETRACTABLE CLAWS
the ANGSTY OLD MAN WITH A METAL ARM
the PATRIOTIC GRANDPA
and the AVERAGE-AGE BOW AND ARROW DUDE
i read that as lions
remember who you are
IN THIS SHOT.
IN CASE ANYONE MISSED IT WHEN CLOUDJUMPER DOES A BARREL ROLL VALKA RUNS AROUND HIM. SHE FUCKING RUNS AROUND HIM.
INSTEAD OF STAYING ON HIS BACK.
VALKA HOLY SHIT.
VALKA AIN’T GOT TIME FOR TAKING HER SIGHT OUT OFF HER MOTHERFUCKING DRAGONS
Also she doesn’t have a saddle to help her hold on when Cloudjumper is upside down. But can you imagine how in-synch the two of them have to be to pull something like this off??
Valka and Cloudjumper are at least as close as Hiccup and Toothless, probably much more so, especially considering they’ve been together for fifteen years longer than Hiccup and Toothless have been. They can practically read each other’s minds at this point.