hiccupsboyfriends:

hearthewolfhowl:

antiherozero:

jim-is-fabby:

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satanhasclaimedthisblog:

tulililli:

missl0nelyhearts:

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Fun fact: If you are male and under the age of fifty and wearing one of these outfits, I will willingly have sex with you. Not even sure you need to be male.

Completely sure that you don’t need to be male.

Seriously, I’d fuck the suits. That’s not even a joke.

#if my boyfriend turned up to my house wearing any one of these he wouldnt be wearing it for long #sweet jesus

Fucking hell yes

I need them all.

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mumblingsage:

yamino:

iamingrid:

yamino:

omgthatdress:

Half-Mourning Dress

1910-1912

The Victoria & Albert Museum

What’s a “half-mourning” dress?  Mourning in the front, party in the back?

Half-Mourning was the third stage of mourning for a widow. She would be expected to mourn her husband for at least two years, the stages being Full Mourning, Second Mourning and Half-Mourning. The different stages regulated what they would be wearing, with Full Mourning being all black and with no ornamentation, including the wodow’s veil, and the stages after that introducing some jewellery and modest ornamentation. When in Half-Mourning you would gradually include fabrics in other colors and sort of ease your way out of mourning. 

Wow, I am happy you made that joke so I could interpert it as a serious question and have an excuse to ramble on about clothing customs of the past, I am a historical fashion nerd.

That’s very informative, but I’m going to stick with my original head canon:

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I love both the informed fashion history and the hilariously off-the-wall halves of this post.

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operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

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bakerstreetbabes:

cumberwolf:

#Wait. #What? #Jawn. #Why are you touching that lady? #Jawn? #Don’t touch her there!

basically

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digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

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snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

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amourpizza:

ifagrizzlycouldtalk:

blainekatzman:

im really mad at how accurate this is

A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration.

Is that even the same person

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admiraloblivious:

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

*makes raptor noises*

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audreyplaza:

childrenmilk:

wherewentz:

2007 was so important

"They called me gay"

"I struggled with having boobs"

don’t we all, vanessa. don’t we all.

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wearitcounts:

sherlock-undercover:

The predatory stare of Sherlock Holmes.

 (via thescienceofobsession

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codeinewarrior:

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

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doctor-in-the-impala-at-221b:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

supernaturalapocalypse:

So that’s how Castiel disappears.  (x)

AU where Cas can’t really go invisible but he thinks he has the Winchesters fooled into believing that he can

Sam: He’s lying on the ground again

Dean: I know. Just don’t look at him and act amazed at his angel powers

Cas: *giggles quietly at their feet*

Someone write this!

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tiger-in-the-flightdeck
:

You’re not haunted by the war, Dr Watson. You miss it.

He closes his eyes. He closes he eyes when he squeezes the trigger. Captain John Hamish Watson was not even looking at what he was shooting, and he still hit it.

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takeatos:

Social Anxiety test. Scores in the 41 - 50 range indicate Severe Social Anxiety.

TL