kneeling-superwholock-whore:

kyrianne:

overachievious:

sheldony:

This song could be Sam Winchester’s anthem

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Was expecting some angsty beautiful song about family or dead girlfriends.

This is a million billion times more appropriate.

HOLY FUCKING FRAPDFS

I just threw my laptop, jfc. I’m in tears.

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snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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hotwinger:

I’m a person of simple taste. You know, bread. Vanilla ice cream. Glazed bagels. Bread. Golden retrievers. Honey nut cheerios. Bread. Solid color t-shirts. Bread.. bReAD. The brread the fuckign br

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clippie:

today’s date is

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DW +  Rory is my spirit animal

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incurablylazydevil:

not. lying.

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lokis-army-at-221b:

-mother says something to me aggressively-

-calmly replies-

"HOW DARE YOU TALK BACK TO ME! SHOW ME RESPECT! YOU’RE GROUNDED!"

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If you don’t think British Comedy is just some beautiful bullshit…

primadorton:

Then I just, come on…

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kargrub:

tallestsilver:

hotllamasex:

holyhandgrenaded:

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i want to play this game

I would gain so much weight playing this game and I wouldn’t even care

IVE FUCKING PLAYED THIS GAME AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT

SO ME AND THREE OTHER FRIENDS PLAYED IT THINKING THAT OH HEY ITS JUST GONNA BE A WHOLE PEPPER INSIDE AND WE WOULDNT ACTUALLY HAVE TO EAT IT

BUT NOOOOOOOOHOHOHO HELL THEY TOOK PEPPERS THE SAME HOTNESS OF SATANS ASSCRACK AND INTEGRATED THEM INTO THE CHOCOLATE ITSELF LIKE SOME EVIL CONCOCTION OF FLAVORS AND MADE IT INTO THE DREADED BULLET YOU DONT WANT TO GET

THE PERSON WHO GOT IT WAS IN TEARS OVER THE HEAT WITHIN SECONDS AND HAD ONLY EATEN THE VERY TINY TIP OF IT

SO WHAT DO THE REST OF US DO, AS THE (QUESTIONABLY) SANE HUMANS WE ARE?

WE TRIED IT AS WELL

SO HERE WE HAVE A CAR FULL OF CRYING, PANTING TEENAGERS AND ONE DAD IN A CONFUSED PANIC, SO HE BROUGHT US ALL TO BEN AND JERRY’S AND WE ALL STUMBLE IN LIKE “GIVE US ICE CREAM NOW” AND THE PEOPLE AT THE COUNTER WERE SCARED AND CONFUSED TRYING TO ASK WHAT FUCKING FLAVOR WE WANTED AND THE DAD WAS SITTING THERE TRYING TO GET AN ANSWER AND SOME RANDOM KID WAS CRYING BECAUSE OF US AND IT WAS GENERALLY JUST A VERY SHITTY SITUATION

SO WE GOT OUR ICE CREAM AND FINALLY CALMED DOWN AFTER A WHILE ENOUGH TO TALK LIKE NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS

AND THEN WE MADE THE DAD TRY IT WHICH WAS A VERY FUCKING BAD IDEA AS HE WAS BROUGHT TO THE SAME STATE AND HAD TO GET ICE CREAM AS WELL

SO ALL IN ALL DONT PLAY THIS GAME UNLESS YOU EAT HOT THINGS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING CANDY OR YOU’LL REGRET IT

the rest of the bullets tasted quite swell and we enjoyed them later once our taste buds started working again bUT DONT PLAY THIS GAME OR AT LEAST DONT FUCKING TRY IT ONCE SOMEONE ELSE GETS THE DEATH BULLET

holmesillusion:

Even the landlady used to run a drug cartel.

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*looking at my legs*: Oh my god why
*looking at my stomach*: Oh my god why
*looking at my arms*: Oh my god why
*looking at my face*: Oh my god why
*trying to exercise*: Oh my god why
*eating shitty food*: Oh my god why
*weighing myself*: Oh my god why
*looking at my life*: Oh my god why
looking at my music taste: cool man

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon trying to be your parent for a week

goodimaginationandbadgrades:

detectiveintraining:

superlockianfeels:

#let me play you the song of my people

#it’s called ‘sass and snobbery’ brother dear #you’ll like the refrain #it goes ‘you annoy me, get out of my flat’

^the look on john’s face #that’s the look of a pure proud man

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