impalasscent:

lowse:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

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marvel fandom strikes

I heard your voice, so I came…
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peppermoonchilds:

thunderboltsortofapenny:

{via ink-phoenix}

(via thunderboltsortofapenny)

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rocks0cks:

cokeflow:

oomshi:

WHAT THE FUCK IS AN EMU

it’s kind of like a scene or gothic person

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sextective:

"How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?

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findawaytoshine:

John & Mary vs. John & Sherlock
You’re a great boyfriend…
… and Sherlock Holmes is a very lucky man!

Bonus:

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intensional:

i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

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cookienun:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

australiansanta:

foodtrucker:

the-average-introvert:

jimmy-carrs-laugh:

kcindys:

foodtrucker:

you’ve never felt self hatred until you’ve heard a recording of your voice

and then i saw my face

and now im a believer

not a trace

of doubt in my mind

stop

im in love

oooooo00000ooo

IM A BELIEVER I COULDNT LEAVE HER IF I TRIED

*guitar solo*

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asensibledemi:

thirstlou:

remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing

I can’t even explain how right this is

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pinkypelos:

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

I have a dire need to sell all my eggs

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http://purplethedragon.tumblr.com/post/92076450961/snakewife-last-snowfall-star-anise

snakewife:

last-snowfall:

star-anise:

celestial-sexhair:

disadvantages of having thick hair

  • your head is always 100000 degrees
  • shedding everywhere
  • snapping thin combs
  • spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
  • hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
  • styling your…
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my friends: how does it feel to dedicate your life to a fictional character who isn't real
me: pretty fucking great actually thanks
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